Tag Archives: San Jose

LOW WITTER – LITERARY LOSER

Posted on December 1, 2012 by

This post has been deleted and its title slightly altered because its point was made.  If you had already read it and were back for another visit, or if it was your first look, ask yourself how you would feel … Continue reading →

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THE SPIRIT OF ST. JAMIE

Posted on July 1, 2011 by

In another, more innocent era, an abortion was born by accident. On a school day we decided to do something worthwhile with our nowhere lives instead of working on graduating into the workforce. By forming a band. At the time … Continue reading →

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SHARK TANK???

Posted on May 12, 2011 by

  We’ve said it before. There ain’t no snow in San Jo. But there’s plenty of rain in store for the parade of pretenders that show up Sharks clad to a “pavilion” named after two old dudes who tinkered with computer parts, which … Continue reading →

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ONE GIANT STEP FOR OLD-MANKIND

Posted on February 2, 2011 by

While the rest of the country is wrecked by the weather out here the grim gray of winter has taken early pause, overpowered by spring. This was when we’d rip our shirts off on the blacktop and let the rested … Continue reading →

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THANK DOG WE’RE A CHARGERS FAN!!!

Posted on December 17, 2010 by

Last night another rusty nail was pounded into Simpletary’s coffin, by No(rv) no less! “Coach’s” famous necklace was as absent as Alex Smith’s arm. But not his bluster (kicking that challenge flag like Beckham’s wife). Or his blasphemy. Declaring you “deserve” … Continue reading →

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TIME TO START ANOTHER STREAK

Posted on December 4, 2010 by

Photo courtesy of: Raider Haters Universe Week 5 as much a memory as recent raider playoff talk, we’re prepared to tackle the arduous task of watching the Chargers take back their rightful place atop the AFC West. That won’t officially happpen … Continue reading →

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IS JESSICA’S LAW A JERK OFF???

Posted on December 2, 2010 by

Slum-Words has garnered an exclusive insight into the seamy world of sex offender monitoring via a source intimately associated with the inner workings of the process. There might be more then meets the eye. We’re grateful for the opinion, and … Continue reading →

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THE CAMERA DOESN’T LIE…BUT SINGLETARY DOES

Posted on November 22, 2010 by

While doing our duty driving our daughter to work (er, school) this morning we tuned into KNBR for the early show. The Niners had lost and the mood was foul. It got worse when one of the hosts mentioned playoffs. … Continue reading →

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SLUM-WORDS TAKES A TIME “OUT”

Posted on November 11, 2010 by

If you’ve read Slum-Words enough you’ve probably concluded we’re slightly homophobic, and that we couldn’t care less about a guy like Glenn Burke. You couldn’t be more wrong. We vaguely recall those late 70′s “Triple-A’s” teams in Oakland, but we do … Continue reading →

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THEY’RE THE MEATMEN…AND YOU STILL SUCK

Posted on November 9, 2010 by

  In our ongoing effort to be somewhat relevant we are continuing to conduct interviews. Today we have none other than the punkest dude on the planet, Tesco Vee, talking to himself on our behalf since we’re too lazy to cum up … Continue reading →

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