Tag Archives: San Francisco 49er’s

THANK DOG WE’RE A CHARGERS FAN!!!


Last night another rusty nail was pounded into Simpletary’s coffin, by No(rv) no less! “Coach’s” famous necklace was as absent as Alex Smith’s arm. But not his bluster (kicking that challenge flag like Beckham’s wife). Or his blasphemy. Declaring you “deserve” … Continue reading

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THE CAMERA DOESN’T LIE…BUT SINGLETARY DOES


While doing our duty driving our daughter to work (er, school) this morning we tuned into KNBR for the early show. The Niners had lost and the mood was foul. It got worse when one of the hosts mentioned playoffs. … Continue reading

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JED YORK FESSES UP TO TEXTING ERROR


By now everyone is aware of Baby York’s bold statement via his B-Berry. Well, we’ve just found out what Lil’ Jed was really trying to type but messed up because he was one thumbing it while the other one was … Continue reading

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GARY RADNICH MUST BE BAKED


Our favorite schlock radio personality, yes even more than Danny Dibbles, has obviously discovered that the only orchards left in his hometown aren’t growing apricots. What else could explain his proclaiming not fifteen mintues ago on air that he’s never … Continue reading

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CAN YOU SAY SOFT???


Keep it cummin’ Cohn!!! Caen is dead. Jenkins is past his prime. Geracie is an editor. And Branch. Wasn’t she a wide receiver? Other than that we’re too tired tonight to say anything besides: “Who wants an owner that looks … Continue reading

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ONE DOWN ONE TO GO!!!


You’d think we’d get off on telling you “told you so”. But it’s getting to be a cripple shoot attacking a coach? who makes the Raiders appear competent. So we’ll mercifully stop and let Mike suffer (which is what the … Continue reading

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VERNON DAVIS SHOULD SHUT HIS TRAP!!!


As we’ve stated in a prior post that Adonis Davis decided not to read, we really need the Niners to win this weekend. So why are you shooting your mouth off??? Did the spirit of Tim Mckyer possess you? Are … Continue reading

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HOPING SIMPLETARY HELPS A HEATHEN OUT!!!


Sunday, day of worship for all NFL fans will be fast upon us. The Chargers against a weak NFC team. The Niners against the Chefs, who are 2-0 and feeling a tad too confident. I need the Niners to win, … Continue reading

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MIKE SINGLETARY SUCKS


On one hand we must confess to admiring Coach Christ for his (in?)famous locker room rant the day he yanked Vernon Davis off the field and banished him to the locker room during the game. Punking him in public for … Continue reading

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