Tag Archives: NFL Football

JUNIOR-SENIOR

Posted on May 2, 2012 by

On my mother’s birthday, one of my favorite players decided to die. She, who hated football because of how it transformed the men in her life come Sundays, didn’t seem terribly interested as I relayed the news, for lack of much … Continue reading →

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THANK DOG WE’RE A CHARGERS FAN!!!

Posted on December 17, 2010 by

Last night another rusty nail was pounded into Simpletary’s coffin, by No(rv) no less! “Coach’s” famous necklace was as absent as Alex Smith’s arm. But not his bluster (kicking that challenge flag like Beckham’s wife). Or his blasphemy. Declaring you “deserve” … Continue reading →

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TIME TO START ANOTHER STREAK

Posted on December 4, 2010 by

Photo courtesy of: Raider Haters Universe Week 5 as much a memory as recent raider playoff talk, we’re prepared to tackle the arduous task of watching the Chargers take back their rightful place atop the AFC West. That won’t officially happpen … Continue reading →

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THE CAMERA DOESN’T LIE…BUT SINGLETARY DOES

Posted on November 22, 2010 by

While doing our duty driving our daughter to work (er, school) this morning we tuned into KNBR for the early show. The Niners had lost and the mood was foul. It got worse when one of the hosts mentioned playoffs. … Continue reading →

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FINALLY SOMEONE STUPIDER THAN WE ARE!!!

Posted on November 7, 2010 by

Hey Kubiak, yeah you’re the idiot on the big screen. Thanks for temporarily derailing our “We Want Harbaugh!!!” campaign and making us pay props to Norv Turner. Despite a Bush being in the audience, the bad reffing, and Titans’ type cheap shots, … Continue reading →

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NO POST-NO LOSS???

Posted on October 30, 2010 by

If you’ve been following our re-birth here at Slum-Words you’re aware of our recent spate of Chargers predictions. They’ve sucked. But hey, we can’t help it. Bet we’d be undefeated and so would the Bolts with a Belichick or Tomlin … Continue reading →

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NO TURNER IS THE WORST COACH IN FOOTBALL!!!

Posted on October 25, 2010 by

Offensive Genius = Points Points = Wins Norv Turner = Zero Ron Rivera to his credit, even Steve Crosby, had cogent game plans. You, No Turner, fucked it up. Again. Yes, the players fumbled. But you’ve allowed it with your … Continue reading →

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BOLTS LOSE BIG…REALLY BIG

Posted on October 22, 2010 by

Ali G/Andy Rooney interview style we’ll be reporting what happened before it happens. Which comes in handy with those pesky blackouts, and balky internet streams. To eliminate any suspense we will let you, the reader, in on some inside info, … Continue reading →

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NORV TURNER: THE NEW HARLAND SVARE

Posted on October 17, 2010 by

1972: In Harland Svare’s first full season as coach the Chargers enter a rebuilding mode as the General Manager and Coach engineers 21 trades in 221 days. Consequently, the Chargers would not so much spark on the field finishing with a … Continue reading →

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BOLTS SLAM LAMBS

Posted on October 15, 2010 by

Ali G/Andy Rooney interview style we’ll be reporting what happened before it happens. Which comes in handy with those pesky blackouts, and balky internet streams. To eliminate any suspense we will let you, the reader, in on some inside info, … Continue reading →

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