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CHRISTIAN ART CRITIC GOES CRAZY!!!
Aside from the Raiders, religion may be our easiest target. Slum-Words hates “art” as much as the next heathen, but we feel ill enough already this AM. So we’ll let the local rag take over and tell it to you. … Continue reading
GROUNDWERX GO AWAY!!!
William Burroughs believed word is virus. We do too. He once shut down a coffeehouse that had treated him rudely by standing out front and aiming his cassette player at it. Waves of overlaid words blasted out the speakers. The … Continue reading
CAR SCRATCH FEVER!!!
Apparently San Jo has been the home of a serial paint scraper. Her target? Silicon Valley’s most treasured possession after their cell phones. The automobile. And her crimes against inhumanity have earned her a whopping $1,000,000 bail!!! That she prefers … Continue reading
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Tagged Car Scratching, Marcos Johnson, Mercury News, San Jose, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words, The B-52's, Valley Fair, Willow Glen
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CAN YOU SAY SOFT???
Keep it cummin’ Cohn!!! Caen is dead. Jenkins is past his prime. Geracie is an editor. And Branch. Wasn’t she a wide receiver? Other than that we’re too tired tonight to say anything besides: “Who wants an owner that looks … Continue reading
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Tagged 999, Bruce Jenkins, Bud Geracie, Eric Branch, Herb Caen, Jed York, Jerry Mathers, KBD, Leave It To Beaver, Lowell Cohn, Marcos Johnson, Mercury News, Mike Singletary, NFL Football, Punk, San Francisco 49er's, San Francisco Chronicle, San Jose, Santa Rosa Press Democrat, Slum-Words
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WE WISH WE HAD OUR BALLS BACK
If we’re not slamming sacred people, places, and institutions on this site, we tend to get wistful. Which a shrink would surmise is why we require an outlet to vent our frustration. Perhaps if there were more pinball machines around … Continue reading
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Tagged Bally, Captain Fantastic, Elton John, Gottlieb, Marcos Johnson, Mercury News, Pinball, Pinball Wizard, Sal Pizzaro, San Jose, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words, The Who, Tommy, Williams
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SAN JOSE STATE FINALLY SHOWS SOME FIGHT!!!
Ah! The Saturday Night lights of Spartan Stadium. Footballs flying through the air. Bong hits with your bro’s at halftime. Bob Overly sacking the quarterback. A half-empty stadium. Say what??? In 1975 I watched San Jose State play for the … Continue reading
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Tagged Bud Geracie, Chandler Jones, College Football, Elliot Easton, Football, Jack Elway, Jon Wilner, Marcos Johnson, Mercury News, NCAA, San Jose, San Jose State, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words, Spartan Stadium, Steve DeBerg, The Cars, WAC
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