Monthly Archives: November 2010

THE CAMERA DOESN’T LIE…BUT SINGLETARY DOES

While doing our duty driving our daughter to work (er, school) this morning we tuned into KNBR for the early show. The Niners had lost and the mood was foul. It got worse when one of the hosts mentioned playoffs. … Continue reading

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SLUM-WORDS TAKES A TIME “OUT”

If you’ve read Slum-Words enough you’ve probably concluded we’re slightly homophobic, and that we couldn’t care less about a guy like Glenn Burke. You couldn’t be more wrong. We vaguely recall those late 70′s “Triple-A’s” teams in Oakland, but we do … Continue reading

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THEY’RE THE MEATMEN…AND YOU STILL SUCK

  In our ongoing effort to be somewhat relevant we are continuing to conduct interviews. Today we have none other than the punkest dude on the planet, Tesco Vee, talking to himself on our behalf since we’re too lazy to cum up … Continue reading

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FINALLY SOMEONE STUPIDER THAN WE ARE!!!

Hey Kubiak, yeah you’re the idiot on the big screen. Thanks for temporarily derailing our “We Want Harbaugh!!!” campaign and making us pay props to Norv Turner. Despite a Bush being in the audience, the bad reffing, and Titans’ type cheap shots, … Continue reading

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LOSER’S CLUB

The title of this article very well could be: “How an apolitical a-hole became involved in politics” Maybe it was growing up watching the Watergate hearings while other kids were watching cartoons, or being forced to get behind McGovern that … Continue reading

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giants WIN THE SERIES!!! STEVE PERRY STILL UGLY

Slum-Words is so unbelievably excited at the giants first West Coast world championship we’re going to party like it’s Halloween in the Castro!!! Whoops, it was canceled. Seriously though, congrats from an A’s fan. Its been a blast to watch. … Continue reading

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