BOLTS LOSE BIG…REALLY BIG


Ali G/Andy Rooney interview style we’ll be reporting what happened before it happens. Which comes in handy with those pesky blackouts, and balky internet streams.

To eliminate any suspense we will let you, the reader, in on some inside info, should you be using our opinion to wager with.

Every week we will pick us to win.

Uh, we used to.

Norvitis has taken hold of our team, and with New England and their Leif Garrett looking QB coming to town we’re really fucked.

Imagine having to watch that *** heave passes to tiny Wes Welker with no one near either of them.

Imagine Philip Rivers getting pummeled again.

Imagine another special teams disaster.

Imagine our coach sounding as convincing as Wade Phillips at his post game press conference.

Imagine things getting worse.

Every bit of that could transpire on any given Sunday with Norv Turner coaching your team. Just as likely is a win or close loss we’re supposed to gain something from for our playoff run. Hell, we might even make the playoffs. This, San Diego Chargers fans, is our rabbit hole reality.

Anything goes.

All is possible.

Except for one small bling.

THIS IS BOSTON, NOT L.A.-THE FREEZE

About these ads
This entry was posted in HOME and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s