Ali G/Andy Rooney interview style we’ll be reporting what happened before it happens. Which comes in handy with those pesky blackouts, and balky internet streams.
To eliminate any suspense we will let you, the reader, in on some inside info, should you be using our opinion to wager with.
Every week we will pick us to win.
So apocalyptic was last week’s loss to the “team” from Oakland it had us reconsidering the whole 10/10/10 thang. But were it true numerical trickery was responsible that means 2112 is right around the corner, and we have to win a Super Bowl before we can deal with that shit.
To prevent a repeat of our errant prognostication we will utilize a little reverse quackery by pronouncing that:
Ryan Mathews will rush for LT ’09 numbers.
Tolbert will fumble again.
sproles will too.
Rivers will have an off day dreaming of Vincent Jackson returning.
Our defense won’t stop Steven Jackson.
Or the rest of their offense. Whoever they are.
Special Teams will plumb new lows.
And Norval and AJ will laugh it off.
In other words.
Chargers by 40.