Monthly Archives: October 2010

NO POST-NO LOSS???

If you’ve been following our re-birth here at Slum-Words you’re aware of our recent spate of Chargers predictions. They’ve sucked. But hey, we can’t help it. Bet we’d be undefeated and so would the Bolts with a Belichick or Tomlin … Continue reading

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THE M&M GANG

Once the veil of imperviousness has been lifted in life, at 42 in my case, you begin to dread the phone ringing. Who, what now? Yesterday it was Moe Mosley. I had halfheartedly tried to reach him over the last … Continue reading

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PLEASE STOP BELIEVIN’…

Steve Perry is proof positive, along with Geddy Lee (who we’ll NEVER rip on because his music rips), that even the ugliest dude can be a babe magnet if he’s a musician. Well it was that way in high school. … Continue reading

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NBA B-BALL: ALMOST AS BORING AS HOCKEY

So here we are on a slow sports Tuesday trying to summon some excitement for the most hyped NBA opener ever. It’s early in the first half. And we’re bored shitless. Not even Phil Knight and his Nike machine’s latest … Continue reading

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DOES MAXIMUM ROCK N ROLL REALLY MEAN PUNK???

Back in the day before the internet real punk rockers weren’t welcome. Thanks to Tim Yohannan. Tesco Vee was one. But Bob Noxious, and the almighty Fuck-Ups were the best example. Those free thinkers at Commie central branded Bob a racist, … Continue reading

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NO TURNER IS THE WORST COACH IN FOOTBALL!!!

Offensive Genius = Points Points = Wins Norv Turner = Zero Ron Rivera to his credit, even Steve Crosby, had cogent game plans. You, No Turner, fucked it up. Again. Yes, the players fumbled. But you’ve allowed it with your … Continue reading

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WHEN WE DIE, LET THE giants STILL BE LOSERS

Though we didn’t sign up for this “torture” it looks like we’ll have to suffer til the World Series for the inevitable Russ Ortiz moment we’ve been waiting on. Which is okay as long as a Series title still eludes … Continue reading

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THE UNDISPUTED SKATE KING OF SAN JO

Difficult to see a photo of yourself some thirty years ago, and not have the tear ducts do their thang. And no, that’s not me on the “Bevel Salba”, though I came to own the very same board Downtown San … Continue reading

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BOLTS LOSE BIG…REALLY BIG

Ali G/Andy Rooney interview style we’ll be reporting what happened before it happens. Which comes in handy with those pesky blackouts, and balky internet streams. To eliminate any suspense we will let you, the reader, in on some inside info, … Continue reading

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WHOOPS!!! ONE SERIES OFF

Boozy on 2 buck Chuck we feel it’s safe to re-utter an earlier prediction regarding the giants we completely whiffed on. But not this time. We’re almost so sure of ourselves we’re saying it again pequenos fans! You’re done. Finito. … Continue reading

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