Congrats to LT, the ingrate. You rushed for a whopping 76 yards today!!! Initially we mocked you for celebrating 80’s Cane’s style after a 10 yard run. But on a 31 yarder we saw you display the legendary LT burst that all but disappeared between pouting about Philip Rivers and tripping over your feet.
Then blaming it on an O-line that led you to rushing records.
Your preoccupation with being in the public eye after ’06 was pathetic. I surmise Philip Rivers couldn’t care less about Chunky Soup commercials. Philip drives a family van. Perhaps if you’d spent more time honing your aging game instead of doing Vizio ads and blowing Phil Knight you might have won that Super Bowl you surely won’t this year. Or next. If there is one.
Bummer to be a buzzkill but today was a blip. A pimple on Rex Ryan’s ass.
It’ll be as good as it gets. Enjoy it. Call your agent.
You’ll need something to do at home in January.
When you’re watching the Chargers run for the ring with a rookie stronger and faster than you ever were.
Behind an O-line that believes in him.