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Monthly Archives: September 2010
AL DAVIS’ ONGOING COMMITMENT TO EXCREMENT
Sit the fuck down old dude. We aren’t in awe of you or your team. Haven’t been in decades. That’s how long ago it was we wore, yes we admit it, a Raiders jacket. It had thick vinyl sleeves that … Continue reading
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Tagged Al Davis, NFL Football, Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers, San Jose, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words, Wayne Valley
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WORST MARKET
Many of you may have clued in to how much we appreciate an adult beverage. Or ten. Since the dawn of our drinking age we’ve been partial to corner markets for our purchases. First shoulder tapping, then blatantly pulling beer … Continue reading
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Tagged Corner Markets, Do The Right Thing, Downtown, Marcos Johnson, Public Enemy, Racsim, San Jose, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words, Spike Lee
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EL TRI TELL FMF TO FUCK THEMSELVES
Because our boys know how to party they’ve been put on notice. But in the year of our Bicentennial Rafael Marquez has other ideas and organized a boycott of the National Team by its best players. Letting that worthless piece … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, Boycott, Carlos Vela, Celtic, Efrain Juarez, El Tri, EPL, FMF, Futbol, Marcos Johnson, Mexico National Team, Nestor De La Torre, New York Red Bulls, Rafael Marquez, San Jose, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words
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CAR SCRATCH FEVER!!!
Apparently San Jo has been the home of a serial paint scraper. Her target? Silicon Valley’s most treasured possession after their cell phones. The automobile. And her crimes against inhumanity have earned her a whopping $1,000,000 bail!!! That she prefers … Continue reading
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Tagged Car Scratching, Marcos Johnson, Mercury News, San Jose, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words, The B-52's, Valley Fair, Willow Glen
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THE NEW #2
Being raised in the good ‘ol USA almost guarantees one to be a devotee of the major sports. We all know hockey has no business in the conversation. It’s about the Big Three. Football. Baseball. B-Ball. Always has been. Always … Continue reading
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Tagged Champions League, Chicharito, Chivas, El Tri, EPL, FIFA, Futbol, Landon Donovan, Manchester United, Marcos Johnson, Mexico Soccer, NHL Hockey, Premier League, Primera Divison, San Jose, San Jose Sharks, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words
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GARY RADNICH MUST BE BAKED
Our favorite schlock radio personality, yes even more than Danny Dibbles, has obviously discovered that the only orchards left in his hometown aren’t growing apricots. What else could explain his proclaiming not fifteen mintues ago on air that he’s never … Continue reading
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Tagged 420, Black Sabbath, Dan Dibley, Gary Radnich, KNBR, Marcos Johnson, Marijuana, Mike Singletary, NFL Football, Ozzy, San Francisco 49er's, San Jose, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words
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CAN YOU SAY SOFT???
Keep it cummin’ Cohn!!! Caen is dead. Jenkins is past his prime. Geracie is an editor. And Branch. Wasn’t she a wide receiver? Other than that we’re too tired tonight to say anything besides: “Who wants an owner that looks … Continue reading
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Tagged 999, Bruce Jenkins, Bud Geracie, Eric Branch, Herb Caen, Jed York, Jerry Mathers, KBD, Leave It To Beaver, Lowell Cohn, Marcos Johnson, Mercury News, Mike Singletary, NFL Football, Punk, San Francisco 49er's, San Francisco Chronicle, San Jose, Santa Rosa Press Democrat, Slum-Words
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COLLEGE RADIO LOSER
In that Orwellian year I moved out on my own with a crappy radio into a crappier apartment on 11th & San Salvador. It cost $200.00 a month and the shower was painted forest green. To hide the mold. I’d … Continue reading
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Tagged College Radio, Jazz, KBD, KSJS 90.5, Marcos Johnson, Mexican Radio, New Wave, Punk, San Jose, San Jose State, Silicon Valley, SJSU, Slum-Words, Wall Of Voodoo
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ONE DOWN ONE TO GO!!!
You’d think we’d get off on telling you “told you so”. But it’s getting to be a cripple shoot attacking a coach? who makes the Raiders appear competent. So we’ll mercifully stop and let Mike suffer (which is what the … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Smith, Bad Religion, Jed York, Jimmy Raye, KBD, Lowell Cohn, Marcos Johnson, Mike Singletary, NFL Football, Punk, San Francisco 49er's, San Jose, Silicon Valley, Slum-Words
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IS THE NFL READY FOR AN ASS KICKING???
With the signing of Marcus McNeill the San Diego Chargers can now boast the best offensive line in football. Which means we have the most effective offense. Call me crazy, but at the end of the season you’ll see. Already … Continue reading
